TOBY THE ASSISTANT PUG: *farts and looks around to see where the noise came from*ĭANI HARPER: I do NOT want a translation of that! *takes laptop to the far side of the room*Īs I was trying to say, there are other characters in the book. Pugs have a very complex system of language, largely based on subtle body signals. Scribbly plays a major role in explaining things since the Kinmundian says little and the pug says nothing except “BRAP, BRAP”, “snort” and other assorted noises.įIONA THE PUG: Ha. In the first book, the warrior is not only joined by the giant pug, but by “Scribbly”, an old man of questionable sanity. TOBY THE ASSISTANT PUG: *wags tail and smiles*ĭANI HARPER: In the beginning, the Kinmundian is determined to hunt down Catwulf on his own, but as time goes on, he reluctantly acquires companions. You would totally make a great beast of burden – er, I mean a battle beast. I want to be a steed when I grow up.įIONA THE PUG: You wouldn’t make it as an eggplant.įIONA THE PUG: Sorry, Toby.
TOBY THE ASSISTANT PUG: But he’s really big and strong, way faster than any horse, and besides, he likes to be a steed, so it’s a special case. I mean, wouldn’t PETA have something to say about that? So what else could the Kindmundian do but adopt him as his trusty (but slobbery) steed and continue on his quest?įIONA THE PUG: *returns wearing a Battlepug t-shirt* I’m not sure a pug should be used as a steed. TOBY THE ASSISTANT PUG: But then the giant pug saved his life!ĭANI HARPER: And loyally refused to leave his side. This has left the big frowning warrior with a distaste for animals in general, and big ones in particular. As a child, his entire village was destroyed by a giant baby seal commanded by the evil villain, Catwulf. The hero of the story is actually The Kinmundian, a barbarian who lives for vengeance. And that’s not MY t-shirt is it? *runs to check the glass collector’s case in her kennel*ĭANI HARPER: A little background is required here, just in case the reader isn't familiar with the first book. Well, I can’t argue that Battlepug IS one hot hunka burning pug. TOBY THE ASSISTANT PUG: I wanna review this book too! You guys have all the fun.įIONA THE PUG: Who let him in? I left him shredding papers for you in your office.ĭANI HARPER: I said he could come – Battlepug is his hero! He even has the t-shirt.įIONA THE PUG: Humph.
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